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Prepare for a jam with the bearded clam

A chicago saying for telling your friend to eat that chick out.
"She is such a slut!!!"
"prepare for a jam with the bearded clam, man!"
by Johnny Toast December 4, 2009
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serak the preparer

Alien cook from Rigal that uses recipipes from: How to cook 40 meals for 40 people
"Hey remember that episode of The Simpsons with Serak the Preparer?"

"Oh yeah the one where he has the cookbook called How to cook 40 meals for 40 people?"

"Yeah that the one"
by HellFish August 10, 2006
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prepared nervousness

when you are waiting to do something with the sudden urge right before it happens to not do it
1)
"I really want to go to Dreamworld tomorrow, but I don't know about going on The Giant Drop."

"Don't worry. That's just prepared nervousness."

2)
"When Sam was about to kick Tim in the balls, I thought he was suffering from prepared nervousness."
by Kamikaze Watermelon December 16, 2008
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prepare the meal

To shave and clean your pussy if oral sex is on the menu for the night.
Well, I better go prepare the meal for Seth, I'm hoping he'll eat at the Y tonight.

Sorry Honey, I didn't prepare the meal. I'd rather we just fuck.

Can you believe Seth told me to prepare the meal next time? He said I didn't pass the finger test.
by One- Balled Man March 2, 2008
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Prepare For This Wu Tang

Be ready to take a humongous amount of pain.
Prepare for this Wu Tang, imma fuck your shit up!
by TrashRapper February 14, 2018
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prepated

Prepated: It's Prepared* Learn to spell, you uneducated twat
by DeadpoolsBackBaby March 25, 2019
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