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Prisoner's Dick

Something that is so hard or uncomfortable, that it hurts.
"Man, my bed is so uncomfortable, I woke up this morning, and my neck was as stiff as a prisoner's dick"
by LacklustreShine November 7, 2007
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Pressert

Pressert (n) a noun meaning any dessert type food consumed before a meal.
Origin: it was first established as a main stream word in Montana in August of 2002. While ridding the Great Divide Mtn Bike route from Canada to Mexico fire Captain Benjamin III and Aaron, in search of a great deal of calories to sustain the constant days of riding carrying 35kilo's of gear, would at every meal consume 2 desserts, the one after the meal was of course dessert,the one before the meal became know as Pressert. The word has been used by them ever since.
by monkey73 April 6, 2008
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bed presser

A person of great weight who exerts considerable pressure on his mattress. In vogue during Shakespeare's lifetime.
I hear king Henri was quite the bed presser.
by Dauntless December 25, 2005
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The words of a man with his priorities straight
Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?
by fateshurly January 30, 2021
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Prisoner of Xanzibar

The condition in which you are in after eating more than 2mg Xannax.
Its only 8:00 and im going to be a prisoner of Xanzibar all night.
by terrys hairy balls January 8, 2009
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prisoner exchange

The post break-up exchange of clothes and valuables with your ex. Every bit as tense and dangerous as a WWII POW exchange.
I need my sweatshirt back so I am having a prisoner exchange with my ex. Good thing I have her hair dryer as leverage.
by T. Ballgame November 26, 2011
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The Presser

Defecating onto a plate or piece of tin foil then leaving it on a door step, kitchen counter, etc.... for others to find...
Dude, I walked out this morning and someone had done The Presser on our door step last night.... Very Fucked up....
by Wincensnort April 29, 2010
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