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Procedure Town

A term used by workers, usually in minimum wage jobs, who deliberately follow work place procedures to the letter in order to slow down the functioning of the business and annoy managers.
by Bravo Tango Cheesecake January 20, 2021
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Professionally priced

The cost of an item that is unreasonably priced or unduly expensive when compared to similiar items. Similiar to excessive fees for a "profession service" such as a doctor, CPA, designer or other professional services rendered.
Don't shop there, everything is professionally priced.
Do you have something cheaper, this is professionally priced!
Are all your products professionally priced?
by Charles R jr. July 11, 2007
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procedure

Defined by Gina Linetti as just a fancy word for 'proper order to do things'.

It's a Brooklyn 99 joke, y'all.
Rosa: We followed procedure.
Gina: 'Procedure' is just a fancy word for 'proper order to do things'.
Holt: Yes, that is it's definition.
by i'm-a-KOOKOOBURRA April 28, 2020
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precepitate

To percieve notions others can not conceive.
The professor continued to precepitate the valid points of the lecture as the class listened.
by Wysteria Wolfe October 31, 2017
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Precided

Used to define a individual of godlike status or of extreme skill in playing video games.
"Have you seen this new pro player?"
"Who?"
"His name is Precided! He's my god and I wish to be like him one day!"
by 100%NotPrecided March 18, 2022
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Premeditated Wanking

Engaging in the act of wanking having pre-planned the desired time, location, and length of time in which the act of wanking should occur. Often used by homosexual men who have other, gayer things they could be doing.
"I prefer premeditated wanking over other types of wanking, I need the time to get ready for something so emotionally affectional"
by nubcake October 16, 2006
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emergency repair procedure #1

When a piece of equipment malfunctions, the proper response is to kick it as soon as possible in the hope that it rectifies the problem.
How expensive the equipment is and the time it would take a technician to arrive, however short, are irrelevant.
It is usually only succeeds in worsening the problem, however, most techs appreciate the user trying at least some form of repair themselves. Hence, the rule.
McCoy: Chalmers, the transmitter is down again.
Chalmers: What were you doing?
McCoy: Trying to make a call.
Chalmers: Then what did you do?
McCoy: Emergency repair procedure #1
Chalmers: You kicked it?
McCoy: Yep.
Chalmers: Well, at least you tried something.
by Scale Enlie March 5, 2008
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