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Farts and Prayers

Giving a non-denominational fart and prayer in tribute to a fallen subjects memory. A far more tangible take on the often and overall useless but nevertheless used 'thoughts and prayers.'
Goofus: Dawwwg! Remember that bitch Bernice from high school who's dog died in 9-11? I ran into the bitch at my daughters school bake sale and I was all of a sudden so overcome with muthafuckin' emotion from her struggle to overcome that loss that my bowels overtook my heart and I farted in front of her and then dropped to one knee and said a hail mary in remembrance to fido. Just one because dogs are not equal to people but enough to not let his loss not be in vain. I think its from all that Amy Grant i've been listening to lately B. Anyways, Farts and Prayers.

Gallant: You are such an insensitive and insufferable prick!
by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 17, 2020
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Prateek

Prateek is the most cutest guy. He is a kind of guy you can trust upon and he will always be there for you. He is cool and good in everything. He is the most adorable person you will ever meet. Sometimes he is a badass but he is good and someone you can rely upon. A very loving guy, he can love you by his full heart and can never let anyone he loves to go. He will always care for his lover and always chooses the right girl .
You know me prateek p. And i love u soo much
by Uhhknowme April 20, 2019
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platerazzi

Members of the website "Vanity Plates: Creepiness in 8 Characters or Less" on blogspot who stalk cars with vanity plates and take pictures of them.
Passenger: Uh, honey?
Driver: Yes?
Passenger: I think there are some members of the platerazzi behind us trying to take pictures of our vanity plate, DOUCHEBG
by Ms. HLP February 13, 2009
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serenity prayer

Dear God, please grant me the Serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the Courage to change the things I can, and the Wisdom to know the difference.
Sometimes when no one else is listening, I recite the serenity prayer to myself and remember that God is always listening.
by yyuryyubicuryy4me June 17, 2018
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Shepherds prayer

And shepherds we shall be,
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.

The famous prayer that the brothers in the boondock saints say before killing an important mob boss.
Man, the shepherds prayer was so cool when they killed that one guy...i wish i knew it...
by BAMFzfs September 11, 2009
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Pater, Pater, Pater

Pater, Pater, Pater an annoying exclamation made by Dimitris G when he wants a Priest's attention.
Dimitris G : Pater, Pater, Pater I have something important to tell you!!!
Priest : Go away I don't have time for this!!!
by Greek_Cypriot January 3, 2022
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pimps prayer

The prayer you say when your ho is acting out.
Pimps Prayer: Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Oh Lord, so that she may learn a hoes place. Amen.
by luvharrypotter15 August 14, 2011
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