praying for death

A phrase used to respond to the generic “How are you today” question that people randomly ask you throughout the day. Used by people who are clinically depressed, hate their life and/or job, and l would rather die then face one more day of suffering

Coffee shop worker: “Welcome to Starbucks, how are you today?”

Cody: “Still praying for death. I will have a moca latte”

by PazuzuXXX January 28, 2018

Dude Pruning

Hardcore manscaping. Male hair removal/control/abatement.

Someone should tell Captain Eurospeedo to schedule a dude pruning before going out in public.

by Serindipity101 May 12, 2010

praying for the booty

When the booty so magnificent, you gotta get down on both knees and begin to thank God for that glorious Ass

Dude, her ass was so bomb bomb, I was praying for the booty

by Praying For That Ass May 30, 2014

prawning

means to have intercourse in a ferocious manner, see also to prawn or to smash the granny out of'

'ay girl, do ya fancy gettin in me focus and i'll give ya a pure prawning..... Didn't like ya anyway ya lesbo.'

by Master G Fisher January 26, 2008

Praying to the alien

To give a blow job. Named because it looks like someone is on their knees with their hands in front of their face, like in church.

Samanthan was praying to the alien when my mom walked in, , not very cool.

by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

pranning

wasting time at work. pretending to do your job while actually not doing anything productive. wasting time doing nothing.

francessco was pranning around during his shift.

by yahimsure July 30, 2011

Prancing sissy finger

An imbredd-ed log splitter type of hillbilly,who's uncanny ability to sense his younger sister's period and commences his middle finger to flutter and take action.

Jilly's obviously on the rag ,being the fact she's wearing one sock,that her brother Mudd's finger began to flutter into what is known as a Prancing sissy finger;

by Lard sodapop December 19, 2017