PPM

Pussies per minute (ppm) is a general term used to measure how much pussy a guy gets. Derived from revolutions per minute (rpm), ppm can be used to help an individual convey how much sexual intercourse he has.

Keep in mind that PPM is not an exact measurement as getting pussy each individual minute would be a difficult venture. PPM is a general estimate of how much sex an individual has and with how many women recently. PPM should not be used in comparisons or competitions; each PPM is determined by the individual and cannot be factually proven.

“Dude ever since I broke up with my girlfriend my ppm went up like two numbers”

“I heard you hooked up with a girl last night from the bar”

“Yeah, I’m just trying to pat my PPM stats”

by Blablayazzy February 2, 2021

PPM

Poop Per Month

"Bro what was your PPM?"

by MILFLVR April 7, 2022

PPM

Pay Per Meet, prideful prostitute says PPM instead of say PtP, pay to play

I’m only looking for ppm

by BroMeans May 23, 2022

sindromul ppm

Sindromul PPM se refera la o conditie medicala in care marimea organului genital masculin de reproducere prezinta dimensiuni supranormale. PPM - P*la Prea Mare.

- Am sindromul PPM.
- Si cum iti merge?
- Nasol…nu se opreste din crescut

by dqvidutzulll March 20, 2024

PPMG

(Puss-Puss-Mguss)
PPMG is the very art form which men can bro sesh and slay hoodrats all day long!

(See no-shame night)

Kudos to gabe he got some ultrapasturized PPMG by the gallon today. Mazel-Tov!

by Boobies Boobies Gabe May 27, 2008

PPMO

People Piss Me Off. When it seems everyone is being bitchy and pissing you off, that's a moment where all you can say is "PPMO".

Person goes shopping, everyone is in a bad mood. Very rude and bitchy. The person is thinking PPMO.

by Juststfu August 15, 2010

PPMaster6969

The ultimate master of the PP's. Has a 29 feet long erect schlong and has the capability to bestow others with a large pp. If challenged, you will have your pp destroyed. He is omnipotent and has the ability to destroy existence with his massive pp.

PPMaster6969 showed his cocked to me and it was massive.

by NiggerWhipperDickRipper August 31, 2021