POTATO 

POTATO IS AN ADORABLE LOVING PERSON WHO DESERVES BETTER DEFINITIONS ON URBAN DICTIONARY. THEY ARE LOVEABLE AND AN ALL AROUND AMAZING PERSON. THEY ARE ALSO SMART AND THEY ARE LITERALLY THE BEST HUSBANDO.

“OMG POTATO IS SO CUTE!”

“OMG HOW KIND POTATO IS!”
“WHAT A PERFECT HUSBANDO POTATO IS!”

POTATO by Shi-knows January 20, 2019

potato 

noun:
- big, fat, unmoving object

verb:
- to lounge around and do nothing

"I feel like a potato"
"I have been potatoing this entire quarantine"

potato by Bobofats July 14, 2020

Potato 

Someone named potato is the most powerful being in the universe and can destroy entire galaxies with just a thought.
You do not want to mess with a potato. You will most likely be killed.

Man, i'm kind of scared of that Potato dude, i heard he kills anyone who puts pineapple on pizza.

Potato by A different random guy October 27, 2018

Potato 

A potato is the only meaning of life (true)!!!

POTATO!!!!!!!

Potato by Anonymous_hate_writer December 31, 2019

potato 

A shitty and slow electronic device

Guy 1: My computer can't run League of Legends, it always lags so much!

Guy 2: Your computer's a fucking potato.

potato by atuewio324651 July 25, 2023

Potato 

A man's bulge in his pants. A word generally used incognito between friends whilst in public, after noticing a rather large (or small) bulge.

"Wow...he has a big potato".
"Omg, that guy has no potato at all".

Potato by Muckked Up January 3, 2014

Potato 

The best food in the world!!!

dude 1- What did you have for dinner?
dude 2- Just some potato chips and French fries.
dude 1- YEAH POTATOES ROCK!!!

Potato by Colin H. Christ August 17, 2008