Postroned

When an event or activity has to be postponed until after the the COVID-19 Pandemic has recessed.

The music festival has been postroned indefinitely.

by Dakotaa46 April 6, 2020

Postmortem objectification

A major societal problem where individuals are no longer valued as people after they die and instead are valued by society and the government as property, financial resources, and or objects

An example of postmortem objectification is when grave robbery laws treat deceased people as property instead of people, which can be inferred from language used in the laws and whether the penalty for committing the crime is more similar to that area’s laws about abduction or theft.

by Vanguard 1998 February 21, 2022

Postbone

When you have to reschedule the night you were supposed to get laid

"Sorry, but can we postbone tonight? My parents just flew in."

by Urgay Dictionary June 18, 2015

Postphoned

A meeting or event that you're planning to attend but which is cancelled at the last minute by cellphone.

Broseph: "Hey, aren't you supposed to be meeting Jane for coffee now?"
Me: "Yeah, I was supposed to but she postphoned."

by sijafo June 27, 2010

Cock Postpone

To temporarily be cock blocked.

Jeff took 15 minutes to leave the room when I brought that girl back, I still banged her after he left, but he cock postponed me

by UAGDWOOF November 29, 2010

Postboredem

When one destroys all negative energy through true balance and one matromoney to be create in matramoney with an improbably but perfect being.

Postboredem

by Titus dyfilid February 10, 2019

postpwned

1. To be pwned after the fact.
2. pownage after the fact.

Teddy was postpwned 2 days after the initial pwnage

by $pikalus Mencia February 14, 2008