superior posterior

better than average ass, large ass.

"She has a superior posterior compared with that flat-assed girl"

by Lick Her Assman March 10, 2014

pooterbox

a box invented by a group of kids in southern California made for torturing friends. the kids take turns farting in the box. it traps the gas inside and it smells worse and worse with every fart. then they choose a victim who enters his head into the box to see how long he can go without passing out.

Dude, my friend went 5 minutes in the pooterbox last night! Nobody else made it past 2!

by pooterman June 10, 2009

Birth Control Poster Boy

Kids who dont belong on the face of the earth and appear on birth control commercials

Eric Fishel should be a Birth Control Poster Boy because hes so fuckin ugly and half-retarded looking

by True to my Roots July 7, 2003

Polterbytes

Polter (geist); (German) A ghost or spirit suppose to manifest its presence by noises,knockings, etc.

Bytes:(Computer Technology)A unit of information for processing in computer systems equal to one character or eight bits.

Polterbytes: Any malfunction that results in a computer system crashing by being infected with spywear, bots,ad wear, trojan horses, virus's etc.

Polterbytes ate my whole thirty page dissertation.

Polterbytes crashed my PC right in the middle of reading e-mail.

Polterbytes placed pictures of nude men
that pop up when doing homework with the kids.

Polterbytes keep jumping spam guards.

Polterbytes from Africa keep appearing telling me they have a million dollar jackpot waiting for my response.

Polterbytes keep popping up with pictures of hot local babes that are dieing to meet me.

by PolterBob March 24, 2009

Deceased Posterior

Used to describe a something or some one that is dead ass

Yo deceased posterior this Mac and cheese is gas

by Kid reaper May 31, 2022

Posterity

Posterity (noun): the ease of masturbation without searching through a whole Facebook or text conversation to find nudes.

Did you just save the nude snap I sent you?!
Oh, don't mind that, just recording it for posterity.

by Papawoot June 28, 2019

Puberty Poster Boy

A young man who has suffered the terrible experince of being forced to continue singing Tenor despite the fact that his voice has dropped well beneath that range. This young man is both heckled and jeckled by members of both the Tenor Party (for being a traitor) and the Bass Section (for having been a Tenor).

"Hey, look at that kid. He's like the Puberty Poster Boy. It would be so much easier n him if his instructor would just let him sing Bass!"

by Carry on, you will always rememebr! April 7, 2003