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porpoise pussy

An exceptionally tight vagina. Implied to be tighter than that of a porpoise's pussy, which is water tight.
My dick is still sore from fucking that bitch with the porpoise pussy! I thought her pussy was gonna strangle the life out of my cock!
by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015
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pospichal

A very Pyschotic person. Always tends to be an alchohalics, poteads, or just plain out rude. They are money hungry people and are always looking out for themseles only. They are nosy as hell
Im really Really really really really really really being a samn Pospichal today
by Jake Paul. January 14, 2018
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Ms Pospos

London singer and rapper known for making the hit song “Saturday”… it’s also a term for describing an absolute bitch
she needs to stop being a Pospos
you are a Ms Pospos
by poopoofartfan February 26, 2022
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Quarter Porpoise

The stage between a flaccid penis and a full erection.
"Dude she rubbed her butt up against me, and I'm at quarter porpoise right now"
by registeredmurse October 22, 2022
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Magenta Porpoise

the pink/reddish exposed penis of a dog, extending past the foreskin of an erect dog.
Check out the magenta porpoise on Rick's horny doberman!
by Andy December 22, 2004
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Porpoise

When having doggystyle intercourse with a female, you attempt to insert your meat rod into her dirtbox, and she replies "Eeeeuuuu Eeeuuu" or the noise similar to a porpoise makes
My roomates thought i had started an aquarium in my room yesterday but it was just my girlfriend doing a little porpoise action
by JayHoff April 24, 2006
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pump the porpoise

when i get home i'm gonna pump the porpoise tonight!
by G60Corrado March 29, 2005
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