A Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk is an incredible, but elaborate act, that involves the consent of both male and female partners.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.
Luke: Hey guess what I did yesterday with my girl?
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!
by Furgieman April 7, 2016
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Unfortunately it was the very same bicycle seat which never failed to bring about a Portuguese hiccup in her.
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Get the portuguese wedding mug.A term that describes the sexual act, in which one person inserts a meat pie (although vegetarian options are also acceptable) into their rectum. A second person holds their head under the first person's anal opening and cracks a raw egg over the apex of the butt-crack. The "meal" is subsequently served by vigorous clenching in a similar fashion to the traditional "Concertina" used in Portuguese folk music.
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Get the portuguese diesel mug.When a couple is engaged in anal sex and she shits all over his dick twice and he gently slides the shit off into a jar and microwaves on high for 8 minutes. After microwaving he then puts said shit jar into the refrigerator for half the night. When frozen he wakes up his girlfriend and asks her to eat the shit and cum popsicle. After girl does not want to eat shit/cum popsicle, he then bangs her over the head with the frozen jar filled with the mixture, and then flees to Portugal, until the authorities arrive.
Jack: Dude, I heard Danny totally pulled a Portuguese Chocolate on Havan.
Jim: Yeah man, I hear they're looking for him in Portugal.
Jim: Yeah man, I hear they're looking for him in Portugal.
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This usually happens when you are trying to find an excuse to approach her pussy without seeming an insensitive bastard
This usually happens when you are trying to find an excuse to approach her pussy without seeming an insensitive bastard
- I need to fuck her but she wont let me ! She"s such a saint !!
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- Buy a Nutella Jar and be a Portuguese SAD Admin !
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