pornstache 

ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.

CSI's George Eads was sporting a pornstache for several episodes.

pornstache by MustangWithInk September 17, 2007

Failed Pornstar 

When you try out for a porno with your cat and u accidentally only last 20 seconds and the cat scratches you on the 2 inch punisher so u bleed out your penis and u try to clean it up with a tampon and ur mom catches fluffing the cat so now she disowns you and you live on the street with the cat!

I’m now a failed pornstar so I fluff blotch on the street!

Failed Pornstar by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020

Porkistani 

A Pakistan National, derogatory term used in place of Pakistani by people outraged by Pakistan's involvement in World Terrorism.

Hey you Porkistani, stop poisoning our lives!

Porkistani by billabong44 November 22, 2010

pornian slip 

An error (or slip) that occurs whilst typing in the URL box and one unconsciously begins typing in the URL of one's favorite porn site that leads one from a simple wikipedia search to a 3 hour jerkoff session. Like the Freudian slip, it is usually caused by an interference of some unconscious wish, conflict, or train of thought.

Damn you pornian slip!! I just wanted to simply check my email and now I have 5 tabs of pornhub.com opened!!

It is studied under the division of psych called pornanalysis and pornian slip is often referred to as parapsexis.

pornian slip by UP AND ATOM September 3, 2011

pornstar blow job

when a guy is getting head from a girl, or guy, the girl or guy sucks the guys dick in a realy dirty way, sucking the ball sack, licking the dick and giving deep throat, then lets the guy cum alover his/her face, the guy normaly gets aroused and blows his load easily and quikly, guys use their phones to video these kinds of blow jobs to show off to their friends. these are normally performed after a night out when both people are feeling realy horny and the guy/girl doing the sucking feels like a dirty cockwhore who just wants dick.

yo last nite i got a pornstar blow job.

pornstar blow job by big bad boy May 28, 2006

porniphany 

Mostly related to internet porn, p. relates to the moment when the viewer reached an orgasm and subsequently looks at the material in question in disgust.

I totally had a porniphany last night after I jerked off to "Who's Nailin' Paylin"! That shit is disgusting!

porniphany by djuppeltier August 28, 2010

pornstarrd 

An emblematic word awarded to pornstars who have achieved celebrity.

She's been pornstarrd and is not just some floozy on film.

pornstarrd by Christie K February 25, 2008