the act of jizzing in your partners orifice, be it an asshole, vagina, mouth, ear, wound, etc. You then tie a whole ham to your head and shove it into said orifice.
After recieving a pork pie hat from an anonymous person, dp began to curse for the first time in his life.
by darthredneck February 23, 2009
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An old ladies fanny: You got to chew through the crust and lick off the jelly to get to the meat. .like a pork pie.
Dickhead 1: Fuck me she's fit!
Dickhead 2: Noway! She must be about 70, I bet she's got a proper pork pie!
Dickhead 1: . .And? All the more flavour. *Licks Lips*
Dickhead 2: Noway! She must be about 70, I bet she's got a proper pork pie!
Dickhead 1: . .And? All the more flavour. *Licks Lips*
by Superjimmeh February 17, 2009
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a word for Stan being sexy as hell used be dace and yach they all wanna go boogie woogy with lil ol' stanny
a word for Stan being sexy as hell used be dace and yach they all wanna go boogie woogy with lil ol' stanny
by yomoa July 4, 2010
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Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.
Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.
by Gaydos October 19, 2003
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