Poking the Purple Plum

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.

While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

by mj_oblio September 12, 2005

Wrappin' Up The Pringles

to 'wrap up the pringles' is to act smarter than you actually are. anyone who wraps up the pringles is just a douche.

rachel: i am like so totally smarter than steven hawkings by far.
ben: wait, what? steven hawkings is a babe. just quit wrappin' up the pringles. capische?

by cillitbangrules June 18, 2009

posing for animal crackers

It means you are sitting/standing around being fucking useless while everyone around you is doing something.

Hey, (insert coworker name here). Are you posing for animal crackers or do you think you might pick up the phone when it rings?

by Lady NY February 4, 2017

poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK

hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work

by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009

Pringles Bank

A Pringles Bank is when you buy Pringles, eat the Pringles, then make a rectangular hole on the top of the plastic with a special knife. The hole is so that you can put coins in it and fill the Pringles Bank. Unlike the Piggy Bank, you can sometimes cheat on a Pringles Bank and open it before it is full and grab a little money for chips and a soda, then leave the rest of the money there. You put 5 dollar bills, 1 dollar bills, quarters,dimes, nickels, pennies, and more money.

I think I will put these dollar bills and change in the Pringles Bank.

by CynderFanclub January 1, 2023

poringland

A small village near Norwich. Very close to Framingham Earl and Upper Stoke, so much so that they form a large village together.

Commonly called 'Pozza' by the uneducated chav population in the area, the type who mingle with no purpose in bus shelters and other pointless areas.

I hear he lives in Poringland.

Ey Up ViCkY wHats Up iN pOzZa InNiT

by anonamous99p June 11, 2006