porked

The act of having a pig shot at you.

Dood that fucking prawn just porked you.

by Kemystboy1 October 18, 2009

Porbeagle

The porbeagle is a shark species belonging to the order of lamniformes and they are the only known shark to exhibit a playful dog-like behaviour.

They're just sharks who think that they are dolphins

The Beagle is a dog

While the porbeagle is a shark
The sea doggos 're the seals n' otters

While the sea dogs are the sharks
The pups can be both the sharks and the sea doggos
*I'm singing a song

by Eunoire September 8, 2019

porbeagle

The porbeagle is a shark species belonging in the order lamniformes and are the only known sharks to exhibit a playful dog-like behaviour.

They're just sharks who think they are dolphins

The Beagle is a dog
While the Porbeagle is a shark
The sea doggos're the seals n' otters
While the sea dogs are the sharks
The dogs are canines
While the sharks are selachians
But don't be confused, Both's babies are called pups!!!
*this is a song

by Eunoire September 8, 2019

porned beef

after excessive masturbation to porn, a man's penis is sore and limp.

oh man, i spent all day beating off to Jenna Haze, now i have porned beef

by mehsef;ohuin October 13, 2009

porked

Broken or not working properly.

The Internet connection is porked. I can't access any sites to do research for my assignment.

by watman April 7, 2009

porned out

A man is "porned out" when he has watched so much porn, he loses touch with reality. Typically he over-manscapes, with the misguided impression that it makes his dick look bigger, and insists on trying painful positions he has seen in skinflicks. Usually thinks he's amazing in bed, but has no idea of what a woman wants.

"I really liked him until we got busy. What a disappointment, he's totally porned out. (sigh)"

"He really porned-out his junk, so he looked like a hairless twelve year old. (shudder)"

by funkiemunkee February 4, 2010

porked

When your friends ditch the plans you had and leave you hangin'

We were all supposed to go to the club but Tracey totally porked me

by Erica January 26, 2004