pogtastic

when something is so pog and fantastic, you can't even believe it!

"I just won that bedwars game!"
"Omg that's pogtastic dude!"

by ihavetoefungus March 16, 2021

pootastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.

Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.

by big mama jdog May 2, 2006

poopstick blumpkin

when you poop a turd halfway out of your ass and one woman performs fellatio on the half of your turd and another woman gives you a blowjob.

I thought I was just getting a blumpkin, but instead I got poopstick blumpkin it was freaking awesome.

by jjakaka March 18, 2014

Photostickers

A "Photo Portrait" store located in Garden, Grove California. That place is infested with super cool female (mainly viet) asians of the age, 9-20. Usually Pre-Teens. A rarity, caucasions or hispanics. Full of korean music, and japanese SO KAWAII things. Hello Kitty, Mashimoro, Kuromi, etcetc. It's so bright, you could see it from a mile away. I pity the (asian noodle) Pho store next to it. IT's ignored. It costs 9$ and you get to choose from 8 booths to take pictures in! And in the end, you get tiny strips of photos, about the size of your thumb. There's a decoration center so you could decorate your picture too :D. You could add sparkles and flowers!! How KAWAII >w< . In the end, a big money waster but at least you'll get to cherish the memories! (oh yeah, and no airconditioning, while you're stuck with a group of 5 in a cramp booth) >:D Oh, and there's little wig props too, which reek of lice. AND THERE'S ONLY 1 EMPLOYEE, THAT ONE GUY WITH GLASSES, probably chinese that laminates your photostickers! Just 1 dollar more! WOOOT!

Photostickerer: Let's go to photostickers!
Me: That's a waste of 9 bucks and time.

Photostickerer: At least they have kawaii~ things :) like Boys over Flowers!! Let's do AZN POSES. -pout-
Me: -groan-

by yeahhimfuhrealz July 12, 2009

Postistic

Whenever someone posts something on Facebook or the internet containing a statistic / agenda / etc or whatever and thinks that sharing it is a "Form of Activism". (Aka Postistics)

I saw a postistic that showed the dangers of water. 100% of drownings happen because of water!! Let's do something about it!

by Big E Dude February 27, 2013

Poopstick

A woman shits on your dick during anal

My friend got a poopstick last night and he now needs to take a airplane bath

by Fishdick Jesus January 15, 2014

poontastic

A woman who is so hot all you can think of is having sex with her.

Man, that Heather Locklear is poontastic!

by Tuchdown November 20, 2002