Drinky-Poos 

The act of forcefully placing your big toe up an unwilling person's back passage while yelling "Drinky-Poos!".

Can be used as an act of punishment for insubordinance or being an annoying twat.

A man is walking down the street when an annoying salesman tries to sell him a credit card. The man calmly removes his shoes and socks and proceeds to shove his big toe up the salesman's ass while yelling "Drinky-Poos!" at the top of his lungs.

Drinky-Poos by Detective Scrote March 20, 2009

Poos 

There are two definitions to this word
One meaning: Awesome
And the other meaning: This sucks camel dick!

Hey Cody, that shirt is POOS

Poos by Peeshamaneesha December 21, 2010

Poos 

Pronounced like the normal Poo, however with a distinctive hiss at the end.

Commonly used to degrade the recipient suggesting that his status as a person is of lesser value because they are such a raging pussy.

1. Yo, rocky your such a poos
2. Poos.

Poos by Moon0946 November 24, 2011

CFPW (Coc fase poos-e whipped) 

cockface pussy whipped
guys that are deuschbags and Pw's at the same time

CFPW (Coc fase poos-e whipped) by mike June 10, 2003

poos 

A chick with one tit bigger than the other.

That chick will never get laid/

poos by cartman5000 July 26, 2004

juicy poos 

The consistency of the fecal content one excretes during submitting themselves to a juice cleanse. Aka: very expensive poos.

Her: "Girl, I've been drinking vegetables for days."
She: "Oh girl, you better have Mr. Clean on standby after your days of juicy poos."

juicy poos by Dive Master February 8, 2017

Packet-poos 

It's the phenomenon that occurs to certain individuals after purchasing drugs. They immediately get the urge to run for the bathroom before consuming their drugs. This phenomenon does not occur to everyone, as only specific people will feel this urge.

Charlie: Let's smoke a joint, dude.
Bob: Maybe after I take a shit, okay?
Charlie: You always get the packet-poos before smoking one.

Packet-poos by mraladeen98 June 7, 2017