Pootin

The correct spelling of Putin as in Vladimer Putin. This term refers to flatulence on a toilet.

Hey Fred, my longtime associate, I gotta take a Pootin.

by goferofdestruction August 5, 2020

poortray

To fail in the attempt to duplicate a great actor's speech, line or gesture in a film.

After watching Glengarry Glen Ross, he couldn't help but poortray Al Pacino answering Alan Arkin with, "okay ... the board."

by Worgus June 17, 2008

pootin mooning

When you fart while mooning someone.

I'm gonna do some Pootin Mooning

by oleteej June 25, 2015

Paranormal Pooptivity

A poop that vanishes so quickly upon toilet entry you question weather you've even pooped at all.

1. Scott: "Dude, I just laid the longest log and when I looked it was gone!"

2. Jason: "Paranormal Pooptivity, man!!!"

3. Steve: "Fuck! I just felt myself poop but where is it?! I guess I'll wipe anyways... Goddamn, Paranormal Pooptivity..."

by mbarfiel February 11, 2010

doodie pootie

When a woman wipes her ass from back to front.DIRTY GIRL.

I was wiping my doodie pootie and and got shit on it. Doodie Pootie

by crickety April 6, 2010

Pooria

Pooria is a masculine given name that comes from Persian. This name mostly use for handsome boys who have muscular bodies and big Dicks in Iran. This name is a very popular name in iran and make the boys that have this name high status in society.

"hey zahra look at the window there is a pooria near the street."
"Oh maryam he is so hot i wanna suck him off now!"

by Mr.doodool August 16, 2018

Poostick

A dirty penis following anal sex.

That is really great bunghole you have there Sally... Now I have to go clean my poostick.

by G-Money-G February 10, 2010