The LAST NAME of the HOTTEST BOY you will ever see. Acts like a golden retriever, kinda looks like one too. He never wears his mask properly but it's never fully off. He has a middle part... *FAINTS.* Probably not very smart... but his looks make up for it. ADORABLE SMILE. He's very tall and sexy. ALL the girls love him and want to be with him. He always wears the best outfits and looks amazing. He would make the perfect boyfriend/husband. He was crafted by ANGELS man... ANGELS.
"Hey, is that Stephan Puorro?"
"Yeah girl he's hot as hell!"
"OMG I want to marry him."
"BACK OFF I SAW HIM FIRST!!!"
"Yeah girl he's hot as hell!"
"OMG I want to marry him."
"BACK OFF I SAW HIM FIRST!!!"
by J.S. undercover January 13, 2022
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Lethal man-made compound utilized for boosting the yield of an SBD, thereby elevating said SBD to Pootron Bomb level.
Pootronium can be created by ingesting several known combinations of legumes, cruciferous vegetables, and cough medicine.
It is theorized that Thai food, Hefeweizen, eggs, oats, and fresh basil can also be utilized to enhance lethality and boost yield potential.
Pootronium can be created by ingesting several known combinations of legumes, cruciferous vegetables, and cough medicine.
It is theorized that Thai food, Hefeweizen, eggs, oats, and fresh basil can also be utilized to enhance lethality and boost yield potential.
Lawrence: <yawns> "What are you having for breakfast Eugene?"
Eugene: <sneezes> "Oh, I thought a nice heaping bowl of Cracklin Oat Bran and some left over steamed broccoli would help my immune system fight off this cold. The NyQuil I took won't be enough."
Lawrence: <face turns sheet white> "Sweet jumpin' Jesus Eugene! Good thing I'm working this morning. You're brewin' a steaming batch of pootronium."
Eugene: <sneezes> "Oh, I thought a nice heaping bowl of Cracklin Oat Bran and some left over steamed broccoli would help my immune system fight off this cold. The NyQuil I took won't be enough."
Lawrence: <face turns sheet white> "Sweet jumpin' Jesus Eugene! Good thing I'm working this morning. You're brewin' a steaming batch of pootronium."
by SwordofDamocles November 27, 2010
Get the Pootronium mug.(n) Colloquial pseudonym for the town of Norwood Massachusetts. More commonly used factiously as a term of endearment than the diminutive use the name might suggest.
1. Couldn't afford to go into the city, so we just ended up drinking Busch Lattes in Poorwood.
2. I was driving through South Poorwood today...
2. I was driving through South Poorwood today...
by TotallyVindicated December 16, 2011
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Get the pooron mug.Billy: Have you seen the sex tape Jules made with her boyfriend?
Frank: Yeah ive watched it a few times but the file is bad quality and you cant see much.
Billy: Hmm thats true. Compared with most of my stash its poornography.
Frank: Yeah ive watched it a few times but the file is bad quality and you cant see much.
Billy: Hmm thats true. Compared with most of my stash its poornography.
by Scott321 January 31, 2008
Get the poornography mug.When your man toys are old and broken with expired warranties and your broke ass has no money; your shit is now under "poorranty".
Lyle: Dude, Is that the old VCR your grandmother gave you when we were in the sixth grade?
Eric: Yes, it is 20 years old almost a collectors item.
Lyle: Does that old ass shit missing two knobs even work? Why don't you get it fixed?
Eric: Shut tha fuck up, it's going to be a little while because it's under "poorranty"
Eric: Yes, it is 20 years old almost a collectors item.
Lyle: Does that old ass shit missing two knobs even work? Why don't you get it fixed?
Eric: Shut tha fuck up, it's going to be a little while because it's under "poorranty"
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