Poonswap

1. Somebody who is always criticizing and hating on you. A "hater".

2. Somebody who tries to make you look like an idiot.

1. "What the fuck are you wearing"
"Shut up you Poonswap"

2. "Yo, you should start playing Desiigner at your parties!!"
"Fuck no, you Poonswap!"

by Migamortis September 18, 2016

Poopsnap

Taking a selfie with Snapchat whilst sitting on the toilet.

Friend 1: "Did you get Josh's poopsnap this morning?"
Friend 2: "Bro, Poopsnapping is so 2013..."

by Torque_Lewith April 12, 2014

Poopsnake

"Hammer"

Hammer is a poopsnake ... and also a n00b.

by fyrephlie July 28, 2003

poopnap

When, in the event of total exhaustation, you are sitting on the toilet and you fall asleep mid-poop.

"Man, last night I was SO tired, I took a poopnap"

by queenelizabeth12 May 16, 2009

poopsnatched

The surprise of no visible result after going #2.

I took a shit today and looked in the toilet and I had been poopsnatched!

by wmeikle October 19, 2008

poopsnack

1. (noun) A foodstuff made of fecal matter.
2. (adjective) A sad or lame person, one who might be forced to eat fecal matter.

1. Johnny ate his poopsnack without hesitation.
2. Kirkland is such a poopsnack!

by Narfy Jones July 31, 2003

poopsnatch

The asshole or "wrong hole"

Oliver: Okay, baby, here it comes.
Carole: Ouch! Wrong hole, dick!
Oliver: Oops! I put it right in your poopsnatch!

by labelmonkey May 13, 2005