A small application found on a cell phone, or other portable media device, used as entertainment or to maintain productivity while distracting oneself during the process of defecation.
When an individual has spent a ridiculously extended amount of time in the bathroom. Specifically, when they are using the extended time to avoid compleating a task, or to get an extra paid break at work.
A cake that is baked for people you are "friendly" with but you actually cant stand them. So when they invite you over, you say to them yes ill bring cake from dessert. You then gut the cake and drop a huge shit in the middle of it. When they cut the cake and realize what is in it you act surprised and blame it on the most helpless cake store you can fine putting them out of business.
a cake with poo in it.
Example : " Honey im not going to their house for dinnerunless we bake the poopiest poopiecake for them because they annoy me so much."
poopitations are feelings or sensations that your rectum is pounding or racing in a great panic state. It can be felt in your gut, colon, rectum or index finger. You may: Have an unpleasant awareness of your own full underwear. Feel like your out of control of such bodily functions.