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pooplication 

A small application found on a cell phone, or other portable media device, used as entertainment or to maintain productivity while distracting oneself during the process of defecation.
I finished 9 under par on my mini golf putt putt pooplication after pinching off a steaming enchilada dinner in the pot.
pooplication by daniel tamez January 22, 2008

prophication 

to prophicise the the creation of something.
the man had a prophication that his wife was pregnant

Poopcation 

When an individual has spent a ridiculously extended amount of time in the bathroom. Specifically, when they are using the extended time to avoid compleating a task, or to get an extra paid break at work.
"Felicia has been in the bathroom for, like, 45 minutes. Either she is dead, or she is on a poopcation."
Poopcation by Mama Margarita May 17, 2014

poopiecake

A cake that is baked for people you are "friendly" with but you actually cant stand them. So when they invite you over, you say to them yes ill bring cake from dessert. You then gut the cake and drop a huge shit in the middle of it. When they cut the cake and realize what is in it you act surprised and blame it on the most helpless cake store you can fine putting them out of business.
a cake with poo in it.

Example : " Honey im not going to their house for dinner unless we bake the poopiest poopiecake for them because they annoy me so much."
poopiecake by andrew12388 June 21, 2006

poopsical 

Why did you take my ipod you poopsical!
poopsical by kourny July 22, 2009

poopitations 

poopitations are feelings or sensations that your rectum is pounding or racing in a great panic state. It can be felt in your gut, colon, rectum or index finger. You may: Have an unpleasant awareness of your own full underwear. Feel like your out of control of such bodily functions.
"I nearly fell off the ledge, I was having poopitations"
poopitations by PuzzleArcher January 23, 2020