poopfaced

Similar to being shitfaced (drunk), but way funnier

"Lets all go get poopfaced!"

"I am getting highschool poopfaced tonight"

"Steve was so poopfaced last night"

by Thisisnotmyrealname March 21, 2009

mega bumhole pooface

The ultimate roast. Nothing could beat a comeback of mega bumhole pooface. Usually used by 8 year olds and smart adults.

Well you are a mega bumhole pooface. Get wrecked loser. You just got beasted on noob

by ZeMasster December 30, 2018

poopage

the act of having bowel movements multiple times in one day, or having one very heavy volume bowel movement, often the result of eating mexican food the night before, or enjoying several ripe apricots. poopage often requires a brief rest afterwards, in order to regain one's composure and dignity.

I should not have consumed so many tortilla chips last night - this morning's bout of poopage made me late for work!

by Jet Brooks June 13, 2013

poopachute

The piece(s) of toilet paper laid down on the water inside the toilet bowl to prevent splashing against the butthole as the turd(s) break the water threshold.

" Bro, it was such a good idea to use a poopachute at the airport. Who knows what kind of stuff was lingering in that toilet."

by steveodabevo June 21, 2014

poopface

A joking way to make fun of a friend.

"Hey poopface."

"Don't be such a poopface."

by Artifishalfish October 25, 2006

Poopack

The Hoopoe (The bird who has a comb on his/her head.He was the wise bird of the Prophet Soleyman,who was able to understand the animals' language and speak with them)."Poopack" is the persian name of Hoopoe. It is also called Shaneh-beh-sar.

"Poopack" is a persian name used for girls.

by Poopack December 31, 2004

Pooface

an term used when someone acts like a dork around their friends; normally used affectionately as it is very elementary; not as harsh as shithead

When Marissa put her thong on her head, I called her a pooface.

by Lutheran Pirate December 28, 2005