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pooning

The act of searching for poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash
You know, am I the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip
by ManOfTheDiaspora June 27, 2005
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pooninator

sean is a pooninator.
by martabus August 27, 2008
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pooniwoven

An object woven from poon and poon related fabrics of varying quality. Manual pooniweavers make the highest quality merchandise. High tech industrial pooniweavers lack the kind of individual touch that makes a pooniwoven object unique and stylish.
Yvonne: "I love your scarf, what's it made of?"

Daniel: "It's pooniwoven. Two thirds Italian Cougar, one third Southern Caucasian sorority girl."

Yvonne: "It's gorgeous, but what's that smell?"
by pooniwoven October 14, 2011
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Poonin'

1) The act of looking for some fine poon.

2) Also see Scissoring.
"Oh, Michelle? Yeah, I think she may be out poonin' again"
by Mike Christensen March 21, 2008
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pooning

to sit at home and masturbate, on a perfectly good evening for going out and having fun.
Anna aint here tonight because shie's at home pooning!
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pooning

when you get a dirty pair of laydees underwear and scrape the vaginal discharage from them then sort it like sex cocaine!
laura makes excellent pooning juices!
by beth stranger February 5, 2008
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pooning

1. the act of nuzzling into another's inner thigh

2. a nude run through the streets after midnight
1. "oh god. look at rhonda and jim. pooning in public? get a room!"
2. "hakeem got really drunk last night and pooned down wilshire"
by georgia phyllis April 4, 2008
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