pookadoo

Cool guy who gives up the remote to his wife and always loses at Monopoly and Solitaire Showdown.

I am marrying a pookadoo, so I will always have the remote and will always win at Monopoly and Solitaire Showdown.

by Pookie Shah April 2, 2007

Pooranoia

The sometimes unshakable feeling that despite wiping or showering you still have some poo on your anus and/or underwear.

Thanks to that mexican lunch I was left feeling pooranoia for the rest of the evening.

by moocheroo78 September 19, 2010

Poofanooger

One who lacks vital common sense, commonly resulting in obscure actions.
This term is most commonly confused with "poofanigger", so not for use around negroes.

Noun. Synonymous with "retard".

White guy - "hey man, stop being a poofanooger"

Black guy - "u callin me nigga? ill smoke yo ass foo"

White guy - "no i called u poofanooger"

Black guy - "o... whats that then?

by Justin Cypress January 2, 2009

pookarooks

A cute name for your side hoe that you don’t plan on making your girlfriend

“Nah that’s not my girl, that’s just my pookarooks”

by B&B studios September 8, 2022

pookadoo

Going along with an unsavoury proposal

Aye, kido, dunno weres a pooky pookadoo, do u, no, oh, poo poo.

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009

pookahontas

A Native American woman who is addicted to meth with no teeth and too much pride.

That bitch be looking like a pookahontas

by Betty Bootz January 14, 2019

Pooranoid

The uncanny feeling that someone is watching you whilst you're taking a shit.

'I swear to fuck that someone was giggling when i was laying that brick!'
'I'm sure you're just being pooranoid your holy eminence. '

by Affas44 July 7, 2019