Pooey Transaction

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)

"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"

by Terry Balls January 14, 2008

pooja behaviour

Erratic, uncalled for behaviour. Usually with a violent temperament.

Wow why did you randomly kick that bin over? That's some Pooja behaviour right there.

by whatIsThisBehaiour!? April 13, 2019

poopy head

the baddest word out there

you poopy head. Get away.

by joemamajoe December 10, 2019

poopy butter

something u call a person if ur mad at them; something u say as a joke

gia: hi abi
abi: *screams*
gia: poopy butter

by thatswhyyourshoesraggedy January 9, 2020

Poopy Luke

When you’re doing anal with a random chick, pull your dick out fast, look down, and see poopy on you shaft. Disgusted by the sight of her partly digested dinner from the previous night, you proceed to vomit on the floor. Rather than clean it up, you decide to instead cover it with the local newspaper!

Andrew- Hey bro, did you hear that Luke discovered a new sex move? It’s called the Poopy Luke!

Kevin- Yeah, he was banging her, pulled out fast, saw the poopy, puked, then covered it with the newspaper. CLASSIC LUKE!!!

by Andre Blanco March 18, 2022

Pooja

If you meet a Pooja never let go of her, she is the best thing thats ever happened to you. She has the natural ability to make a joke out of anything and never fail to make you laugh.

Pooja is only for Meenu

by memeu October 22, 2017

Poonyatang

An extremely tight vagina.

I tried to fuck Sarah last light but I couldn't get my cock in her poonyatang.

by My pseudonym_56754 September 5, 2009