poopertunity

The chance to poop as loud as you want. It can refer to the moment when you are finally alone in a public restroom. It can also be used to refer to happening upon an outhouse on a hiking trip or a gas station on a road trip.

When my boss flushed the toilet in the stall next to me, I knew it was my only window of poopertunity.

by Sierra Needle January 30, 2008

Pooger

Feces that clings to butt hairs, like a booger.
Typically found on dogs and peoples with poor hygiene.

An itchy butt is usually sign that you have a pooger

by the mighty kabool January 21, 2009

poopertunity

The opportunity to poop at work

Hey man, I have a great poopertunity while the boss is gone, I'll be back in an hour.

by Oldschooljoey June 25, 2012

poonerT*

The action of an angry ass goblin springing forth from someones ass and wreaking havok upon the unsuspecting world.

Oh my god... The ass goblin is attacking! PoonerT* is upon us!!!!

by Matt April 27, 2004

Poopertrooper

A gay man or someone who likes it up the rear-end.

Hey man, check out that poopertrooper with his manbag.

by Andryuk April 4, 2009

Pooger

A contraction of the words pussy and booger. A term of endearment for a child.

Ahhhh, you sweetie pie. You're momma's little pooger. Yes you are.

by Jay Effin March 27, 2009

Pooger

Poo-ger; Pooger-ish

A person who's associated with things that are perceived as unclean, disgusting, and inedible (i.e. poo, booger, etc.). Hence the name "poo" and "ger.

Jeremy is very poogerish when it comes to his hygiene.

by Karen Lara November 26, 2007