poofer fish

pretty much the same as a puffer fish except poofer is more fun to say.

the poofer fish was in the water

by a bored blonde girl... August 18, 2008

woofer poofer

An empty toilet paper tube/roll, stuffed with your preferred choice of dryer sheets, that you blow smoke into to mask the smell.

"Make sure you use the woofer poofer dude, so mom can't smell you smoking weed."

by Becholas September 16, 2017

Party Poofer

A person who gets your hopes up by saying yes or agreeing to attend an event, party, gathering, meet-up or get together, but then lets you down by bitching-up and backing-up on his/her word on the last minute. It's a technique commonly used to make the invitee feel important to the inviter, like a celebrity you can't touch or you can't see cause he's/she's a VIP. This becomes a habit of disappointment that you can always expect, that you get tired of inviting the person and then he/she complains of being left-out on awesome parties.

A: Dude, where the hell is Mike?
B: Man, nevermind him, he's a Party poofer. You know he just wants to feel important. Let him freeze wherever.
A: Yeah, he's probably at home surfing on some porn and masturbating.

by CommandereON May 2, 2018

peter poofer

What the drill sargeant from Full Metal Jacket uses to described a gay person.

Graham Norton is a peter poofer

by Adam Hall July 29, 2008

Snorgle Poofer

When a watcher of the hit Rooster Teeth Productions show, On the Spot, decides instead of finding an interesting word, to make one instead.

"There's no way Tim could of found that word! He's a total snorgle poofer!"

by QueenOfRainbows October 24, 2016

woofin poofer

Woffin poofer means if you have a piece of lint or crumb on you or something else.

You have a woofin poofer on your jacket !

by hahahsndnebsnd June 29, 2021

Poofen

A tabby cat

Is that an orange tabby cat? Awww. What a cute little poofen.

by Jerem6401 December 25, 2016