Pootang

Legendary 90s indie combo from St. Albans featuring: Dr. Riff, Cockroach, Snakeman and some other geezers who were instantly forgettable.

Best known for classics such as ‘Beetle Bashing’, ‘Crumpet Barmaid’ and a ridiculously shouty cover of The Clash’s ‘Should I Stay or Should I Go”.

Memorable for the historic gig at the Sandridge Bowl.

Dave: You coming to the Sandridge Bowl to see Pootang, Geoff?

Geoff: Gen up, Dave? Crumpet Barmaid is awesome, I wouldn’t miss seeing those legends, count me in!

by Phoney_Mahoney March 21, 2022

pootang twister

the pootang twister is a sexual act, one which can be performed on or by anyone with a vagina. this act entails the performer, once engaged in said oral obligations to satisfy their partner with both attentive and exquisite attention paid to the clitoral area, this techniqe is performed to perfection by moving the tongue in a circular motion, creating an almost alphabetical maneuver, thus the pootang twister.

"yo did you ever have billy or timmy go down on you? yea, but they can't do the pootang twister like travis."

sex techniqe pootang twister

by t-dubs-12 December 1, 2009

Poondangler

A man who teases all the ladies. A male cocktease.

Cameron drives the girls crazy, he's such a poondangler.

by Craig Cheryl May 22, 2007

poonangle

The space created by a female's crotch when viewed from the front or back side, while nude or in panties. The angle is created from the thigh, through the crotch, and back down the other thigh. If the woman is larger, there will be little space, while an athletic woman will have a greater amount of space.

I knew betsy had a good body, but when she took off her pants she had the most incredible poonangle I had ever seen!

by Say Alex June 7, 2007

Pootang blues

When a male isnt get any female attention.

Bob - Any luck with the ladies last night.

Jim - No. Ive got the Pootang blues

by LJAontheJSA April 29, 2011

Pootang Pounder

A person that gets alot of puss wherever they go

Bro you are sure one big Pootang Pounder

by pootangpounder October 26, 2017

poodingy

The act of a trans man answering the door to a boy scout and the boy scout giving the "man" a blowjob while getting anal from the straight neighbour because the boy scout has long, flowing hair which makes him look like a girl.

Person 1: Did you see my nigga Andrew at the door yesterday
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a poodingy

by BISHESHOOGA TING March 7, 2019