Noodle My Poodle

When you are doing unholy acts . When you use a doggy prostitution. They wrap there man part in noodles and go up the poo hole

Jenny brought back Chinese last night and I though I should Noodle My Poodle. She loved it

by ISureLoveNoodles June 19, 2018

sex poodle

A horny man, usually a pretty boy or celebrity, who tries to hump or bump almost any woman in sight. Like a male dog when it smells a bitch in heat, these men cannot resist grouping, goosing, feeling up, or pinching the bottoms of their targets, especially when left alone, regardless of the time of day.

Harry was well-known in political circles and became famous as a legislator, but his female staff members knew him as a sex poodle who was constantly finding excuses to hug them closely, and pat their bottoms. One staffer even complained about strange stains on her dress.

by idleworshipper June 28, 2010

cocaine poodle

The best way to activate your Google Search voice commander.

"Cocaine Poodle."
"What is the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
Google - "The Moon is 238,900 miles from the Earth."

by ArianaGrandeEspresso November 10, 2014

Poodle with no top

A line in the song “ROXANNE” by Arizona Zervas.

It is depicted as being a 1980’s Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible in the lyric video.

“Shorty drive a poodle with no top” - Arizona Zervas

by fjack125 January 10, 2020

you have my poodle, give it back.

An exclimation used to express anger over the failure to return another man/womans poodle.

charlie, you son of a bitch, you have my poodle, give it back.

by ELsei August 12, 2007

PoodleCorp

Another band of DDoS hackers that think they're cool and edgy by taking down various gaming networks.

Jack: Hey James, the Overwatch servers are down.
James: What do you know, it's PoodleCorp
Jack: Just another group of stupid DDoS kiddies.

by Mr. Smeef August 8, 2016

Oy with the poodles already!

Taken from the popular dramedy 'Gilmore Girls' (2000 - 2007 R.I.P.) starring Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel, this phrase can be used to shut up a person that is talking non-stop about a certain subject.
This phrase can be heard in the opening of the episode titled "I Can't Get Started" (season 2, episode 22) when Lorelai, played by Graham, mentions that "oy" and "poodle" are the two funniest words in the entire world. She says that if you put them togther in a sentence you'd have a catchphrase that's "knocking 'What you talkin' about Willis?' right out of first place".

Hollywood-Obssesed Girl: "Oh em gee! Can you believe how Brad just absolutely left Jennifer for that big-lipped freak Angelina Jolie?! I mean, come on! They were sooooo cute together! And unless you've been living under a rock since '04, you've heard about it! I feel sooooo bad for Jenn. It was just so unfair for that poor excuse for an actress to come and steal Brad! Of course, Brad is to blame too! It's just like a man to go cheating like that. And then there's the fact that-"

Girl 2 (interrupting): "Oy with the poodles already!"

by Jordalyn January 5, 2009