Pontus

Small Dick (3cm)

Wooow Pontus I like ure small Dick

by Pontus fan November 22, 2017

Pontus Almqvist

Joystick rider, great at Fortnite.... tea with milk makes him flabbergasted. Burger boy, everyday, burger, burger, borgir. Called a monkey "nigga" in R6, got praise in voicechat. Hipp Hipp hurrrraaaa!

Cowboy 1: Would you like to ride my joystick ?

Cowboy 2: Heck yea ;)

....

Cowboy 2: Or actually, no.

Pontus Almqvist: "Fine, I'll do it myself."

by okejdåhejdå March 16, 2023

pontus

a gay sex act that involves bumping together penis tips as if the penises are kissing

"come give me a pontus, you big goof"

by hilary clinton jr. July 22, 2022

Pontus

Pontus is a person who never gives up!

When climbing the Mount Everest people may give up but those who dont give up is a Pontus.

by PT98123 January 22, 2022

Pontus

A stinky gas pouch

Yuck, that bitch over there smells like a 'Pontus'

by Comically Large Racist April 8, 2022