Pooning

The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.

You like big girls? Me too! Lets go pooning together!

by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014

Pontins

A word which here means rubbish, totally crap or of such cheap origins it is laughable. Originally created in mockery of a holiday in such a horrible place by the masters of words Adam and TeeJay in Maths 2006.

Eurgh!! Look at that kia... Pontins!
She was a bit... Pontins!

by Adam Fishy July 9, 2006

pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.

by The Poon King March 11, 2008

ponine

shortterm for police in eye sight

thats a ponine that just passed

by Arsonist December 29, 2002

Pontinuous

An Indian Boy from Sandwich, Massachusetts. Known for liking extra mayo and apple pie. Can be heard saying such phrases as "lick my bag", "no, not funny", "and we're done", and many many more.

Pontinuous ruined my Sweet Sixteen.

by Mr. Rose December 26, 2004

Pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a
supplement for viagra.

Lora let's me do the pooning.

by Heyhohe January 25, 2022

Pondinator

Someone who never touches themselves creating such a backlog of semen that when they do nut it's insane.

He didn't touch himself for a month, and when he finally did.. it was a pondinator.

by Hydrocanon 2727 November 14, 2016