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PONNED

THE ACTION OF BEING BITCH SLAPPED WITH A TAMPON. A GREAT INDICATOR THAT YOU JUST PISSED OFF A WOMAN ON THE RAG!
I WAS SO PISSED OFF I PONNED HIM SQUARE IN THE JAW!" - OR- "YOUR CHEEK HAS A STRANGE BRUISE,WHAT HAPPENED?" "OH THAT? I GOT PONNED BY MY WIFE LAST NIGHT. I DESERVED IT."
by CRUEFAN February 25, 2011
mugGet the PONNEDmug.

pons

A mental illness with symptoms similar to tourettes and OCD being smashed together in a single head.

A person with Pons will not be able to touch certain things, have to touch most things, and have to go around everything while screaming at a high pitch.
When i tried to shake his hand, Dustin danced away from me. His pons must be acting up.
by Griffith Page February 23, 2008
mugGet the ponsmug.

pon

abbreviation standing for "peace out nigga", used commonly online to introduce your departure
aight, i'm out, pon1
by Pat NH December 28, 2005
mugGet the ponmug.

Pon

by Pon May 11, 2014
mugGet the Ponmug.

pon

An American slang term for tampon.
"Damn! The string broke offa my pon and I hadda get it out with my fingers."
by Arjay May 2, 2006
mugGet the ponmug.

pon

ahh that girls "pon" was off the hook!
by lita marquette September 25, 2003
mugGet the ponmug.

pon

Forget that
"You can walk to school instead of me driving you"
"Pon that, I'll take the bus"
by 3da aka Dejavu June 4, 2004
mugGet the ponmug.

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