ponk

to whore, bitchslap, disgrace, own

cookie will now ponk bronto

by cookie October 9, 2002

ponk

A french fart.
no im actually serious.

your ponk smells.

by crazyPsycho16 March 5, 2022

Ponk

P in Paul
Onk from Donk
So like Ponk
Duh

He covered his bulging ponk with a notebook as she walked by.

by PashionFruit May 24, 2022

ponk

Someone who keys your car

'Did you see what he's done to my car?'
'Yeah, I know, what a ponk!'

by yoghurt3457 March 29, 2010

PONKE

ponke means lonke which means lonk which means lamp which means lampo which means lmao

person: says something funny
person 2: PONKE

by Grombellzz November 24, 2019

Ponk

To Ponk; break wind; guff; cut loose; freep; clear the room.

A term used to excuse ones having committed any of the above.

A 'Ponker' may also be referred to as a 'Ponkertron', 'Ponkee' or 'Ponk-monster'.

After dropping an earth shatteringly loud and subsequently ethnically cleansing stench while being interviewed on the Michael Parkinson show.

You: Ponk! Do excuse me Michael.

Michael Parkinson: You Ponker!

by BigDim February 19, 2008

ponk

v. To smack someone else on the nose. Usually accompanied by saying the word, "Ponk!"

(Girl smacks boy on the nose)
Girl: Ponk!
Boy: Oh my god, I am so gonna ponk you for that!

by townloony October 22, 2008