Punching a grumpy

The act of speed shitting when you are pressed for time.

As we approached the gate for our flight, Earl ran off to the restroom and was punching a grumpy.

by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

midget punching

A form of dance. Usually performed while listening to ska music.

The look of the dance is similar to moshing and "skanking" but involves punching in a down-wards direction. It looks as if the person dancing is punching midgets.

Moses: I got to see the OC Supertones play their last show ever.

Jesus: Oh yeah, how was that?

Moses: It was sick, but then in the pit some ska-kid was midget punching and hit my nads.

Jesus: Ooooo, right in the ball sack!

by CaptainJonus August 9, 2006

Pinching a loaf

Or to pinch a loaf - having a shit

1. yo bitch get my dinner ready, i'm gonna go pinch a loaf
2. i wouldn't go in there for 35-40 minutes, some bastards' pinched a loaf

by Bob April 6, 2004

Skin Pinching

Pinching and rolling the nutsack to itch your scrotum.

"Did you see that speaker on stage skin pinching?"

by SkinPincher December 29, 2009

Toe-pinching

annamarie made it up. its when you PINCH SOMEONE WITH YOUR FUCKING TOE AND IT CAUSES YOU MORE PAIN YOU HAVE EVER FELT IN YOUR LIFE. do not toe pinch. it hurts like hell.

ow. owie. nooo. toe-pinching

by fleh1029 January 17, 2011

punching the hog

Aggressive masturbation

'Much of my youth was spent in my room punching the hog'

by chucky lavinder May 1, 2018

punching bean

The enlarged, penis shaped clit of a female bodybuilder who has taken too much testosterone.

Starla couldn't get off until I started slappin on that punching bean.

by Jawsmacky May 2, 2018