pimptightis

a disease where one is pimp tight 24 hours a day 7 days a week and it cannot be cured. one who is so fly and pimp tight. most are born with the disease but it does seem to be contageous.

I think josh has pimptightis. he is always fly and pimp tight no matter what he does or when he does it. also known as noveritis.

by supernover May 5, 2009

pomperdinkles

A fat bitch who's the baddest of them all with the biggest ass.

"These pomperdinkles be on my dick."

by SwaqqaDaddy December 19, 2013

POMATO

A combination of the word potato and tomato, often used as a ship name for the cutest couple to roam the planet.

A Tomato: Hey lets date
A Potato: Okey what should our ship name be?
Both: OMG POMATO

by Elena the Potato July 16, 2018

SI POMP

A person from Staten Island who is not a guido, unlike most of the inhabitants of that island. Instead they enjoy sports(especially random statistics that are usually wrong and also rooting for teams from outside NY), XBOX 360 and eating in a very disturbing manner. Usually an accounting major.

I went to Staten Island this weekend, man did i see a SI Pomp at the restaurant i went to with the fam.

by FOXTROT3434 November 3, 2010

Tax Pimpticioner

A tax accountant with legendary swag.

"There was an accountant of legend who once worked at this firm; they said as he prepared tax returns, the heavens opened and angels played their harps to the beats of his prancing fingers on a ten key."

"He was a real Tax Pimpticioner"

by Awhitin23 November 20, 2013

pompatus

In 1954, Vernon Green of the Medallions wrote a song called "The Letter" in which he used the words "puppetutes of love", a combination of "puppets" and "prostitutes". A puppetute was a woman of your fantasies who would do anything you wanted. Steve Miller, who sometimes imported words from other songs (including his own) into his lyrics, misheard the word as "pompitous" or "pompatus" and added "pompitous of love" and "pompatus of love" to his songs, "Enter Maurice" and "The Joker", respectively. The words were later used as a title to a movie, "The Pompatus of Love". "Enter Maurice" also uses the words "sweet words of epismetology" (close to an actual dictionary word, epistomology), which was probably a misheard version of another Green-invented word, "pizmotality", words so secret they can only be revealed to a lover.

"My dearest darling, come closer to Maurice so I can whisper sweet words of epismetology in your ear and speak to you of the pompatus (pompitous) of love" (from "Enter Maurice", by Steve Miller)

by JohnJablong June 11, 2006

pimptabulous

(adj)used to describe something both pimp and fabulous at the same time. usually must have a second opinion if something is to be considered "pimptabulous."

i heard what you did last night. pimptabulous my friend, pimptabulous indeed.

by g weezie September 14, 2003