7.62 Poisoning

Getting shot ('poisoned') by a 7.62 bullet.

The origin is unknown, but its military slang popular amongst servicemembers (especially The Marines/Army) that have been deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan.

The 7.62 refers to the standard caliber of round fired from the AK-47 and its many close relatives. In contrast, the US fires a 5.56 round.

Yea, but I'm not anywhere near combat, so my odds of getting 7.62 poisoning are slim.

by method_men25 June 3, 2010

KFC poisoning

Eating more than one kind of chicken at KFC, resulting in stoumach discomfort all day and diarrhea the next day.

Jon: I've got KFC poisoning!!
Marcus: How did that happen?
Jon: I had Popcorn chicken and chicken strips!
Marcus: You will regret that tomorrow

by cheddar123 January 26, 2010

pizza poisoning

Failure to accomplish something after eating pizza. Usually large quantities of pizza is consumed. A sort of jinx brought about from eating pizza.

I can't believe we went from 1st place to 5th place in the event after eating pizza. It must be pizza poisoning.

by shomaster October 16, 2007

Fun Poisoning

Having so much fun you may actually have a poisoning, but only in the dose of fun, not to be mistaken for alcohol poisoning.
Having to much fun to handle yourself.

Miller: Dude tonight I was so drunk i entered a bikini contest, danced like a hoe and then fell off a moving bus

Mike: Dude, thats a serious case of fun poisoning

by dude6429 March 22, 2009

Heat poisoning

Heat poisoning is an illness that caused Marilyn Manson to collapse on stage on August 18th, 2018

"I've actually had some uhh... heat poisoning, but I think I'll survive" - Marilyn Manson

by Rad Stink August 23, 2018

Anime Poisoning

A symptom caused by over-exposure to anime. Often results in people dressing up as characters. (Not for Halloween, just for general life) Victims will also use random mispronounced Japanese words in conversation. They will eat sushi or noodles for every meal, have an unhealthy obsession with ninjas, draw pictures of characters, and will insist on asking you if you like certain animes. Answering 'No.' will most certainly result in being called 'a giant super-baka'. They often write stories featuring anime characters in oddly sexual situations. Some will cary around a notebook which they genuinely believe has the power to kill. (If this were true, there would be very little sufferers from Anime Poisoning. As they'd all be dead.)

Best prescribed treatment is to punch the affected person in the face. Repeat until cured or dead, whichever comes first.

The following examples are all real situations. They have happened before and most likely will happen again.

Anime Poisoned Girl: Look at me! I'm not sitting in a normal way! I must be L! That makes me super-kawaii!
Me: Please die.

Fat girl in store: They don't have any cosplay wigs. This sucks, let's go.
I laughed uncontrollably. Fortunately, I hid behind a book.

Overheard in internet café: Look, Suzie-chan! They got DeiSasu Yaoi on this site!
Someone else: Shut up.

Stranger at school: Hey! Do you like Naruto?!
Me: No. I don't even know you. Please fuck off.
Stranger: Wow, you must be such a baka. Naruto for the win! It's kakkoii.
Me: Ugh.

Anime Poisoning is a deadly disease. Stamp it out.

by EdiblePencil June 3, 2010

caffeine poisoning

A horrible poisoning similar to alcohol poisoning caused by taking too much caffeine. Most caffeine is ingested through energy drinks, coffee, or caffeine pills. Depending on body weight and tolerance, you can be poisoned by taking large doses in short amounts of time. Most caffeine poisoning is characterized by nausea, shaking, jitters, headaches, racing thoughts, insomnia, vomiting, and hallucinations. Can be fatal. Can be cured by staying up until you're tired, drinking milk and water constantly and using the bathroom to flush out your system.

Me: I took 800mg of caffeine last night in pills. I was up for two days with caffeine poisoning.
Friend: That sucks.

by ofdarkskies April 7, 2009