poltergeist

When a television sucks you in

I was on vacation but never left the hotel room because the TV poltergeisted me.

by creatiffany August 4, 2008

poltergeisted

When your girlfriend/boyfriend ghosts you for new person and you randomly punch replacement in the mouth.

Paige:Her new man just got knocked out by a stranger.
Sara: Naw he got poltergeisted cuz she ghosts people.

by Debo68 December 14, 2020

Polterghast syndrome

The phenomenon by which someone believes that the Geometry Dash level that they are jumping to is the best level in the game

Person 1: Your hardest is Bloodbath and you have 300k attempts on Tartarus, how do you even like that level

Person 2: it's the best level wdym

Person 1: you have polterghast syndrome

by this^^^^^^^^star_strucksta July 26, 2022

Pistachio Poltergeist

A being that eats pistachio's, then proceeds to throw the shell at you.

Peanut Fairy

What the hell was that?
Judging by this pistachio shell, it was the pistachio poltergeist.

by Flynnard January 14, 2016

polterghost

A cross between a poltergeist and a ghost.

Dan thought he saw a polterghost at work and pissed his pants.

by evilgoat December 14, 2014

Poltergeist

A ghost or other supernatural being supposedly responsible for physical disturbances such as making loud noises and throwing objects about.

Mikah: "There's a Poltergeist in our house, Katie."

by Mikea__Robriguess April 30, 2015

poltergeist

Scariest movie ever about the paranormal.

Poltergeist 2 really scared me. It scared me so bad it gave me nightmares.

by Saints September 24, 2003