pololo

Chilean word for boyfriend ('novio' in other Spanish-speaking countries, but in Chile 'novio' means fiance)

Also a verb, 'pololear', which means to go out with someone

Mi pololo se llama Juan
My boyfriend's called Juan

by JCdizzystar September 16, 2008

poopocracy

A system of government that has devolved or gone to shit.

Well it has taken Putin’s Pussy a very short time to transform the U.S. into a globally weak and ill-mannered poopocracy.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019

polop

A Jew with the face of a monkey who enjoys marbles up their ass while riding a Jacksonian Gorilla Hop-Along race car set, with independent rear lamps with built in "yaawl-coontrol" biscuit bakers, down a steep embankment with wet grass in Jersey Flats, Florida, followed closely by Gene Hackman in a Louis-Vuitton suitcase with Tight-Grip Action wheels and brakes and Bowser's Brand mini-piston engine brandishing a sword-cane pulling Tracy Chapman on an 1980's skateboard via a neon green jump rope tossing Bacardi and Elmer's glue filled water balloons at schoolchildren and passers-by with an average age of 23 years-young passing by a Dorito's truck driven by Dr. Thomas Fahey who inadvertently spills hot coffee on his nads because he swerved to avoid the monkey-faced Jew followed by Gene Hackman and Tracy Chapman and the throng of alcohol-soaked, glue-dripping kids chasing them.

Duncan: "I don't know about you, Jason, but I feel like a polop today. I've got this weird feeling I'm going to be chased today--"

Jason: "Oh shit, dude! There's Gene Hacman now and Tracy Chapman, who's totally shreddin' the gnar-gnar, right now! Better get strapped into your race car set right-quick, brosef!"

Duncan: "Dude, gotta run, my man! Super stoked to be an ol' fashioned polop today, though! Catcha later, bro!"

by Squirrelman-J March 30, 2008

Pooponic Plague

The next day after-effects of drinking Knight's Head Lager the night before. This condition includes stomach cramps and severe diarreah and can last up to 2 days. This is not a chivalrous poop.

"How was your Knight's Head last night?"

"It was good, but today I missed 3 classes due to the Pooponic Plague."

by chugers April 14, 2009

poopollution

Water pollution caused when storm runoff mixes with animal feces.

The sign in the park urged people to pick up after their dogs and stop feeding the ducks in orcer to prevent poopollution.

by Poo Patrol October 12, 2008

pojopo

Pig out, Jerk off, Pass out

(POE-jah-poe)

I'm gonna go home and pojopo.

by BillMaginnis June 25, 2010

Poopogenic claudication

Proper medical term for the involuntary, anal clenching, straight-legged, shuffling gait necessary to make it to a toilet in the case of impending diarrhea
shit shuffle poop walk

Ben tried to run down the hall to the restroom after morning conference but he lost control of his legs as poopogenic claudication set in. He immediately regretted that having the prune juice flax breakfast smoothie especially after going out for Indian food last night.

by Surf’n’Turf2958 August 18, 2018