political correctness

Being a decent human being, and considering what you say to others, not saying derogatory terms and/or phrases.

Jeb: Explain Political Correctness to me.
Me: Think of a racial slur and never say it again.
Jeb: Oh.

political correctness by Your Good Friend August 10, 2016

Political Etch a sketch 

To Change one position on Political issues after a politcal primary to make one's self image seem more politically moderate then where they stood when they ran for their politcal party's nomination (For Senate, Congress, President, Governor, ect). In essence it's to try to clear the board politically before battle their politcal opponent for a particular politcal office.

Made Famous by Mitt Romney's 2012 Presidential campaign when one of his campaign workers refereed to resetting Mitt Romney's public image after winning his party's Presidential nomination as using a Etch A Sketch

Candidate X had to take a hardline approach on immigration to make himself look more conservative then his primary opponent. Worried about his position on immigration making him look bad in the General Election, Candidate X proceeded to perform a Political Etch a sketch of his image.

Political Etch a sketch by Libertatis May 26, 2014

Political Correctness Terrorism 

The use of, intimidation, media inspired suggestive coercion, shaming, slandering, violence or terror tactics to promote or force politically correctness or politically correct ideas.

The media often promotes and induces political correctness terrorism through it's headlines.

Political Correctness Terrorism by on October 31, 2018

political car-wreckness 

Social political feel-good agendas which are fiscally unfeasible and unsustainable and which eventually destroy the good object from which the improvement is demanded.

Demands of political car-wreckness were made for car companies to comply with social or fictitious save-the-earth global warming standards to the point they went bankrupt.

political car-wreckness by E. Murphy June 26, 2009

political graveyard 

Where ideas and politicians' careers go to die.

(1) A job from which political advancement is very unlikely.

(2) A committee or agency which receives ideas or proposals, but does not release them.

(3) A list of politicians whose careers have been ended by some specific pundit or reporter or political boss or pressure group.

Being on city council only makes you lots of enemies, so you can't get elected to any higher office; it's a political graveyard.

Senator Smith's committee is the political graveyard for weed control legislation.

If you criticize Rush Limbaugh, he's going to put you in his political graveyard.

political graveyard by Consider Her Ways September 7, 2012

Political Election 

A seduction into power. A candidate promises all kinds of bullshit to increase their appeal and convince the blissfully ignorant to vote for them. Once in power they have everything they need and therefore don't have to give a damn about the masses anymore. And to rub salt into the wound all the bullshit they promised before the election is revealed to be: bullshit, much to the dismay of voters. Strangely the majority doesn't seem to catch on and this method has been utilised to the same effect ever since.

Political elections are bullshit. Next time you see the successor to the throne preaching about how much better your lives are going to be once they're in the power palace, get out there and hunt these traitors down, hang them for deceiving the public and take back the money they were taking off you to fund the austerity brigade, arms dealers, media circus, conformity agents and the domination state.

Political Election by GoAskAlex1991 May 31, 2011

political party

A group of individuals who share a similar political philosophy. The two major parties in the United States are the Republican and Democratic parties. According to UrbanDictionary, both parties are failures and a waste of power, time, and money. In reality, neither party likes each other, especially in policy making. Political party preference is the main reason this country is "divided," since each party takes a particular stance on certain issues such as abortion and gay rights.

Person A: Fuck you! You're a Republican!
Person B: Fuck you! You're a Democrat!

political party by Matt August 27, 2005