Skip to main content

Poking Transmitted Disease(PTD) 

On Facebook when you poke someone on facebook, you poke everyone they've poked, and everyone they've poked...this is how PTD's are spread
Guy 1: I just poked her on facebook

Guy 2: yeah, but she's poked like over 100 people as well

Guy 1: so i could possibly have poking transmitted disease(PTD)

Guy 2: afraid so

Guy 1: damn it
When you're making out and your boner pokes your girl or boy if you're into that.
I was poking my girl when we we're making out
poking by Awesome_Justin May 13, 2017

Poking Smot 

In other words your stoned off your ass and cant say smoking pot right.
derrrrrr.... were poking smot.
Poking Smot by Joey March 27, 2003

facebook "poking" 

1. Act of flirtation between a poker and a pokee.
2. Sexual innuendo for having sex
Example 1: Hey me and this cute chick are facebook "poking" each other right now. Think she likes me?

Example 2: Hey that cute chick I'm always talking about is getting some facebook "poking" by me, if you know what I mean. She wants to keep "poking" me.
facebook "poking" by PNDA December 21, 2010

Poking my scrotum 

"Your having a laugh"
"Your kidding me!"
In reference to one prodding anothers testicular region
"Really?!?, now way youre poking my scrotum!?!"

Poking the Beehive 

Intentionally bent on causing trouble regardless of the consequences.
I think we should stay out of the Middle East. We're only poking the Beehive.

George Bush is a jackass. He treats the beehive like it's a piñata.