Tide Pooling

Having anal sex with someone who is currently suffering from diarrhea.

She had the runs after eating chili fries but I don't mind tide pooling so I fucked her ass anyway.

by rickabone May 24, 2017

Phone Poling

To speak on a phone, text message, or converse in some electronic manner while relieving one's bowels.

Hey Christ, this is me phone poling, THIS IS ME PHONE POLING!!!

by Jose99 February 1, 2007

Dr. Philing

Dissecting the people in your life, much like that texan fraud we all love to hate.

Shut the fuck up Terry. You're Dr. Philing the shit out of this kid.

by THE DRAGON TAMER September 21, 2010

pilingui

noun, a term for a woman paid by the hour, not the act, but usually for sex. A prostitute. Often, higher quality and cost compared to street scrag.

I hired a fine pilingui last night -- she blew me away.

by Marc_D May 2, 2016

Piling

Doing nothing, typically while hungover the day after over-imbibing. Essentially being a pile of shit on a couch.

“Donna’s not coming to brunch, she’s piling.”

by aintnolaws September 8, 2019

Barber Poling

When the progress bar on a Mac system is moving continuously, without progress, emulating a sideways barber pole.

When trying to install a program, my damn Mac keeps barber poling.

by kobalt9 April 24, 2009

colon-poling

The act of deep anal sex(with women)

When she turns dat ass up, I'm goin colon-poling brother!

by Uranus is my urinal bitch April 28, 2009