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Marketing Pedophilia

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Refers to how businesses use children to promote their products and services, regardless of the targeted consumers.

It's become so common that it shouldn't surprise anyone when children are used to promote sex products.
Eharmony has used children to promote there services

PUGI (the car dealer) is a very guilty culprit

Marketing Pedophilia has made advertising more unbearable, unless you're a pedophile.
by fuckub May 3, 2014
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pedophilic fishfingers

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1. Old farts who hang around playgrounds looking for "fishfingers."
2. Pedophiles with fingers that smell like fish.
Bruce: Son, stay away from that old man, he is another one of those pedophilic fishfingers.
Son: Shouldn't we help him Dad?
Bruce: That's exactly what he wants.

Amanda: Ewww, gross. Have you taken a whiff of his pedophilic fish fingers.
Susan: I know, the last girl he played with must have smelt aweful.
Jess: Hey, my vag doesn't smell that bad!
by simon94 June 16, 2010
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pedophilistic

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pedophileistic. pedophilistic is when someone is a pedophile, but may be too young, so you would call them pedophilistic.
look at him, what a pedophile
‘mate he’s 15, he’s just being pedophilistic’
by Jess Ann Long February 18, 2021
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Pedophilia

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An adult or teenager who is simply sexually attracted to a child. see child

Not to be confused with molestor rapist or sexual assault which are separate but can be linked to the above if the pedophile acts on their desires. Sometimes also referred to as nonce

Unlike ephebophilia it is classed as a mental disorder
John: did you see the papers today? some teacher in a primary school was rubbing himself whilst looking up the girls skirts
Dave: wtf? omg what a sick pedo!
John: yeah I hate pedophilia
by FreeSpeechWarrior March 5, 2017
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pedophiliaphobia

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Pizzagate is pedophiliaphobia.
by Panzer Division Marduk March 10, 2017
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Pedophilaphobia

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An abnormal Fear of becoming a pedophile, or fear of pedophiles if you have children near you. could be related to OCD or other anxiety disorders. Symptoms include researching about pedophiles, it could lead to pedophobia if it gets too severe, which is a fear of children.
Patient to their Psychologist, What is the name of fear of becoming pedophile?

Psychologist: "let me make up a term here, let's coin it Pedophilaphobia , maybe it may even become a new word in the Webster dictionary one day!

OCD patient, " I am so pumped that I potentially helped you make literary history!
by autistic nerd 1991 March 30, 2015
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pedophiliable

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Easily subjected to the attention of pedophiles.
Your youthful, vulnerable features make you completely pedophiliable... what're you doing tonight, young man?
by oddyknocky May 6, 2010
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