pocketries

general thing that you keep in your pocket i.e. mobile, wallet.

have you got your phone?
oh shit, i left all my pocketries at home

by Fionn Lavery June 9, 2005

Hot Pocketing

The act of taking a warm hot pocket and using it as a masturbatory device. Usually only applies to male masturbation.

Dude, he wants it so bad he's hot pocketing every night.

That girl is so hot, I'm going to think about her while I'm hot pocketing.

by Chad Bennett November 3, 2008

Hot Pocketing

The act of using a curling iron to heat up a corpses vagina before commencing the act of necrophilia

i totally Hot Pocketed that bitch last night, she was fresh from the mourge, not to cold and not freezer burned.

by Stephan February 26, 2005

hot pocketing

An alternative form of the slang term "hot boxing," in which someone smokes marijuana in a car to increase the longevity of the high.

I need to get hella faded, let's go hot pocketing.

by jsadfjs May 23, 2006

pocketing the 8-ball

Snorting an entire 8-ball of cocaine up one's nostril.

With as crazy as John's acting, he must really be pocketing the 8-balls.

by notauser October 9, 2009

Piss Pocketing

pissing in a woman's vagina, sexually, or for some other fucking reason, may be used as a noun too: (piss pocket).

"Oh yeah that's some GOOD piss pocketing."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Hot Pocketing

This is where, during sexual intercourse, the male participant would put his penis (or "hot pocket") into any orifice his partner may possess (in this case, this is known as the "microwave"). At this point, he and his partner would remain as still as possible in this position, with his hot pocket in his/her microwave, until his hot pocket would soften, fully thawed by the microwave. After this, both participants would be expected to go to sleep and/or weep silently.

Person 1: I walked in on my dad and my mom hot pocketing last night.
Person 2: Damn, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, I wanna try it on my dog.

by MadCow789 April 5, 2015