Plessinger

A fat white kid with a really, REALLY small penis.

You see that Plessinger over there? He's addicted to Gears of War 2.

by LittleBIGguy234 June 19, 2009

Pressing butt holes

To press two butt holes together and shitting in the opposite person's butt hole.

Oh that was fun, let's do it again.

by bryan April 30, 2004

Pressing ham

Masturbating, to jerk off

Nick tried to bust in on Joel pressing ham.

by Sergeant Doncho June 20, 2019

squat pressing

1. Sexual position similar to doggie style. The woman is on her knees and elbows while the man gets behind her but remains standing up rather than on his knees. The male requires rather strong legs to sustain this position, hence the squat press.

"I was squat pressing the old lady on the bed last night."

by Ryboe September 13, 2006

Gay Pressing

Being extremely irritated by someone in a very gay way.

Ice was gay pressing Gary to walk in a hentai store

by Duzkval7/7 July 7, 2019

Pressing

Large breasted ladies pressing their mammaries up against frosted glass for the benefit and entertainment of (normally male) viewers on the other side. Unfrosted glass and unharnessed mammaries are rewarded with more points by the viewers.

"Look at that lass with the large charlies pressing them up against that shower door."

"Oh yes, 5 whole points, double if she had a nice pair"

by Ricardo The Judge November 6, 2012

pressing the olives

Male masturbatIon, the olives being your balls and pressing them to make "olive oil" come out

"hey man just start going to school without me, my olives are kind of plump right now"

"Hey man where's dave?"
"He's pressing the olives atm"

by kingbumii June 15, 2015