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Potted

1. The midpoint between attractive and munted.
2. Average looking , nothing special.
Guy1. Wait wasn't she munted though.
Guy2. Nah she wasn't , just potted
by M.O'queef May 25, 2016
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Potted

Sent from off bail into immediate custody or remanded into prison custody
Depends if you get suspended sentence or are potted mate
by Junglëjim October 15, 2017
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Potted Plant Syndrome (PPS)

1. A disease possessed by an individual who joins a group, but does not participate in group discussions; one who does nothing but take up space...like a potted plant.

2. When one contributes nothing to a conversation.

3. One who appears to be an extrovert but appears very introverted when in the presence by others.
1. Every Tuesday and Thursday, Anthony, Anna, Jay-Me and Cody sit at a table and talk.

-Anna, Jay-Me and Cody are carrying on a great, exciting conversation while Anthony does nothing but look on and listen.
-Anthony doesn't do this intentionally, but he is suffering from Potted Plant Syndrome (PPS).
-*He does nothing but take up space.*

2. Janelle: Every time we all get together, Tara never says anything. She just stares.
Sean: I like Tara...but homegirl has PPS.
by Aiden Burrows February 10, 2013
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Potted Meat

The words used to describe a disgusting vagina that is loose and looks like it's falling apart. Some of the symptoms of potted meat is looseness, unpleasant smell, the ability for four fingers to easily be placed inside, and the appearance that the vagina is turned inside out. Potted meat is common among skankwhores and older women who have expierenced the ole dick a few times too many.
Yea son, Katie got that potted meat. It looked ground beef and felt like it too. I would rather put my dick in a blender!
by BigDaddyBC June 7, 2011
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plotzed

1) so garbled, confused, distorted, or otherwise messed up as to be utterly unsalvagable.
2) so intoxicated as to be unintelligible or incoherent.
1) Your computer is plotzed.
2) Ralph got so plotzed last night that he couldn't even give the cab driver directions to his house.
by joeski April 1, 2003
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Potted.

'Potted'. If one has been 'Potted' then one has been 'Parred' (please find in urban dictionary if the word is not part of your inner language)

In other words: If you have been potted then you have in some way been insulted. This word works far better in a group of people as once one has been insulted another acquaintance (or if the group are close to you a 'friend) will turn round and yell in a teasing way 'POTTED'.
Person 1: 'You've disrsepected me'
person 2: 'MATE, your mums sideburns disrespect me'
Group: 'BLADD, YOU JUST BEEN POTTED. INIT.'
person 4: Parred
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plotzed

I was so scared I almost plotzed in my pants! I laughed so hard I almost plotzed in my pants!
by don d August 16, 2006
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