popportunity

perfect opportunity to knock someone the FUCK ouT!

yo that was the perfect popportunity to kick his ass!

by HiM October 12, 2003

Poportunity

1. Blanket word describing the downfall of modern music.
2. Opportunities that are given to artists not necessarily gifted nor talented. Eg: Pop rock, Emo, Hip Hop, Boy bands.

American Idol is giving poportunity to so called 'artists' who would normally be relegated to coffee shops.

by Sizzor April 2, 2008

Flopportunity

Any given situation where the removal of one's penis from it's owner's pants and/or shorts is an appropriate course of action.

Friend: Hey, so did you really show Stacy your throbber yesterday?

You: Yeah man, I saw my flopportunity, and I seized it. And then so did she.

by Jimminster July 9, 2012

Popportunity

The opportunity of the coolness of dads.

Friend 1: Hey your dad is really cool!

Friend 2: That my dear is called popportunity.

by To Fresh February 27, 2012

Poopportunity

1) the moment in a public restroom when you have to poop and you have the restroom to yourself
2) making money, or creating a business centered around poop

1) My poopportunity was ruined when I heard someone open the restroom door!
2) Squatty Potty and Poo-Pouri are two we’ll know pooportunities, but did you hear about the lady in Maine making Turdy people out of moose poop? Everyone is getting in on the poopportunity train!

by Brunette Barby October 25, 2018

Poopportunity

The opportunity to poop.

If I hadn't kept you awake, you would have missed your poopportunity

by Shea Hey January 9, 2019

Poopportunity

When you are given an unexpected opportunity to poop.

Walking into the school's empty washroom, I was pleasantly surprised the the poopportunity as I had been in dire need all day.

by TeacherAF April 18, 2019