coffee poaching

The act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. This is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.

Kevin's been coffee poaching again. This batch taste watered down!

by twowheeler1300 April 25, 2011

Coochie Poacher

Someone who obliterates pussies for a living.

Jake is a real coochie poacher, he obliterated this pussy.

by Vdarn May 20, 2022

Poaching the King's Deer

Having sexual relations with the wife or girlfriend of another man who is in a better socio-economic status

than you. Having an affair with a woman who is

married to someone wealthy.

"Brother, if you get caught poaching the king's deer, you'll end up getting your ass kicked by his bodyguards, or worse!"

by KnightWrite March 14, 2013

Poached egg

When you cum in the bath, it resembles a poached egg floating in the water.

Rich Foreman was in the bath last night and he left a massive poached egg floating in the water.

by Rich Foreman December 18, 2008

Info Poacher

A person who takes your idea or information and passes it off as his own.

Wholly crap this guy stole my "joke poacher" word and used it in the Urban Dictionary. What an Info Poacher!

by BorisG5 August 11, 2009

soda poacher

A person who abuses the availability of free sodas in general areas where unlocked drink coolers exist.

That girl just grabbed her third Diet Coke in the last 25 minutes. She's a real soda poacher.

by mediawatch January 24, 2011

Ice Cream Poacher

A person who is inconsiderate when eating ice cream and decides to just pick out the good parts instead of eating it how it was intended.

Goddamn, she decided to be an ice cream poacher and eat all the Oreo bits out and leave the rest... Now it's ruined.

by jpm1983 October 6, 2010