Plap

To have sex with; to fuck.
Me: Bro, are you about to go plap your girl?
Bro: Yeah we plap every night.
by Waka Flocka BOW BOW BOW May 02, 2011
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n. cum

v. to ejaculate
"yeah, so this one time i plapped in my own eye"
by yermum March 27, 2007
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Plap

Stands for 'Parking like a Prick'; a derogatory term for one who parks like a prick (i.e. complete twonk/utter dickhead). This could include taking up multiple bays, parking unwisely on a narrow lane, parking in a disabled spot while being perfectly able-bodied, or being a driver of a BMW and/or Audi. First used in this context on the Facebook page 'Parking like a Prick in Ramsbottom'.

When used as a verb, it can also refer to taking photographic evidence of of a plap and shaming the plapper publicly on the Internet or another mass media outlet.
'Look at that cockend parking on a bridge. What a plap.'

'I got plapped the other day when I used the disabled spot and the picture was put all over the internet; I was mortified!!!'
by Pelthain March 28, 2016
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A light tap, can be compared to a hit. It’s a whole handed tap, not hard or did but meant to bring attention.
The cat plapped the other cat
by PigeonChicken May 06, 2020
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Plapped : Drunk or highly imtoxicated
Damn ! That girl was plapped !
by JospehBeb March 08, 2016
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To drunk and/or sleepy to do anything
Came back from the party and I was plapped.
by The plapper December 05, 2015
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The sound feces makes as it strikes the plastic floor of a previously unused port-a-potty.
Dude, I heard your plap from out here!
by Scott Wawawawa June 17, 2005
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