Plap

To have sex with; to fuck.

Me: Bro, are you about to go plap your girl?
Bro: Yeah we plap every night.

by Waka Flocka BOW BOW BOW May 24, 2011

plap

n. cum

v. to ejaculate

"yeah, so this one time i plapped in my own eye"

by yermum April 1, 2007

Plap

Stands for 'Parking like a Prick'; a derogatory term for one who parks like a prick (i.e. complete twonk/utter dickhead). This could include taking up multiple bays, parking unwisely on a narrow lane, parking in a disabled spot while being perfectly able-bodied, or being a driver of a BMW and/or Audi. First used in this context on the Facebook page 'Parking like a Prick in Ramsbottom'.

When used as a verb, it can also refer to taking photographic evidence of of a plap and shaming the plapper publicly on the Internet or another mass media outlet.

'Look at that cockend parking on a bridge. What a plap.'

'I got plapped the other day when I used the disabled spot and the picture was put all over the internet; I was mortified!!!'

by Pelthain July 5, 2016

Plap

A light tap, can be compared to a hit. It’s a whole handed tap, not hard or did but meant to bring attention.

The cat plapped the other cat

by PigeonChicken May 6, 2020

plapped

Plapped : Drunk or highly imtoxicated

Damn ! That girl was plapped !

by JospehBeb August 8, 2016

plapped

To drunk and/or sleepy to do anything

Came back from the party and I was plapped.

by The plapper March 12, 2016

Plap

The sound feces makes as it strikes the plastic floor of a previously unused port-a-potty.

Dude, I heard your plap from out here!

by Scott Wawawawa June 30, 2005