Plantar-Fashionitis

The pain associated with breaking in a new pair of fashionable shoes.

I knew after just a few steps in my new shoes that I would have plantar-fashionitis the next day, but these shoes are worth the pain!

by Punster-Fraser August 19, 2018

panttard

Any young man who thinks he's a bad-ass, and wears his pants 4 inches too low and makes everyone look at his underwear.

Anyone too fucking stupid to pull his pants up.

Guy 1: "I wish these idiots would pull their pants up. They look ridiculous."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I hate those panttards."

by Eppur Si Muove October 2, 2019

PLANTAR PUSSITIS

A MAKE BELIEF CHRONIC CONDITION IN WHICH A MAN USES HIS FOOT AS AN EXCUSE BUT IN FACT IT JUST MAKES HIM SEEM AS THOUGH HE HAS A PUSSY BETWEEN HIS LEGS.

Eddy: Bro you cant hoop anymore you’re washed up.

Jorge: Dude! My Plantar Pussitis is acting up. It’s bothering me and it really hurts!

by EZBUCKETS October 13, 2019

Plantar Pussyitis

When your feet hurt from drinking too much the night before.

He had to cancel all plans after last night’s festivities led to a bad case of plantar pussyitis.

by Johnny rockets July 16, 2022

plantar fagiitis

When someone is being a complete wuss (faggot) about their plantar fasciitis

Pacey didn't come to school today because of his plantar fagiitis

by anonymous December 6, 2024

plantar fagiitis

When someone is being a complete wuss (faggot) about his plantar fasciitis

Pacey didn't come to school today because of his plantar fagiitis

by anonymous December 6, 2024

Polly Plantar

The best, most catastrophic, most energetic, most cutest tadpole to ever exist.

(best character ever)

Hop Pop: POLLY?!

Polly Plantar: I DON’T HAVE A CANDY PROBLEM YOU HAVE A CANDY PROBLEM

Hop Pop: WHERE’S SPRIG

Polly Plantar: Something something monster, something something woods

by POLLY PLANTAR SUPERFAN September 25, 2022