Friend: That guy is being such a pickle plankton.
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: It's another word meaning dick.
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: It's another word meaning dick.
by hithereurbandiconary June 11, 2017
Get the pickle planktonmug. -the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010
Get the plankton farmingmug. Spongebob SquarePants episode 246a When Plankton's Usual spot to dump is rotten chum is too full, he tricks Spongebob into hiding it around the city.
by Wowzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz October 23, 2019
Get the Plankton's Old Chummug. spongebob spongebob patrick patrick sandy sandy mr krabs mr krabs squidward squidward squidward plankton plankton plankton plankton plankton plankton patrick gary gary
by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 21, 2022
Get the spongebob spongebob patrick patrick sandy sandy mr krabs mr krabs squidward squidward squidward plankton plankton plankton plankton plankton plankton patrick gary garymug. by PPSLAYER611 July 17, 2018
Get the Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floorsmug. Any Spongebob episode where Plankton is the primary character is bound to be a Plankton Torture Porn.
While they are similar to Squidward Torture Porns, they also have differences. Both Squidward and Plankton are supposed to be "unlikeable" but are actually very popular, for example.
The main difference is that while SOME (very few) STP's are actually entertaining, PTP's are never funny. This is because they didn't start until AFTER the show had hit rock bottom (Seasons 6-7). "One Coarse Meal" is unquestionably the worst PTP and arguably the worst episode in the series alongside "A Pal For Gary".
While they are similar to Squidward Torture Porns, they also have differences. Both Squidward and Plankton are supposed to be "unlikeable" but are actually very popular, for example.
The main difference is that while SOME (very few) STP's are actually entertaining, PTP's are never funny. This is because they didn't start until AFTER the show had hit rock bottom (Seasons 6-7). "One Coarse Meal" is unquestionably the worst PTP and arguably the worst episode in the series alongside "A Pal For Gary".
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 8, 2022
Get the Plankton Torture Pornmug. the “original” bitcoin whales are beginning to look like plankton as institutions line up to buy en masse
by satocashi March 18, 2023
Get the Planktonmug.